Britney Spears and Sanjaya Malakar from American Idol had a secret wedding. The ceremony took place at the Little Chapel in Santa Montana. Two of the Idol judges were in attendance.
Simon Cowell, who has had a crush on Britney for years, bailed from attending at the last moment. According to sources, Britney and Sanjaya got attracted to one another when other industry insiders decided their vocal talent was exactly the same and paired them together in a fantasy tabloid dating game.
The lovely couple has decided that all of their children will also be named Sanjaya and they will all grow up to have drug dependency problems as well.