April Fool Jokes

Britney Spears and Sanjaya Malakar from American Idol had a secret wedding. The ceremony took place at the Little Chapel in Santa Montana. Two of the Idol judges were in attendance.
Simon Cowell, who has had a crush on Britney for years, bailed from attending at the last moment. According to sources, Britney and Sanjaya got attracted to one another when other industry insiders decided their vocal talent was exactly the same and paired them together in a fantasy tabloid dating game.
The lovely couple has decided that all of their children will also be named Sanjaya and they will all grow up to have drug dependency problems as well.
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A report: The two mammoth conglomerates', McDonald's and Microsoft, merger is now inevitable. The new company McSoft, Inc. will have a huge legal department and obscene amounts of extra money. The merger would lead to increased dependency upon their products. In fact, the evil master plan is for people to never leave their computers as fast food will be delivered to them and charged to their credit cards whenever the Microsoft Wifi Hungerscan senses that the user needs a meal. What do you think?
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Finally, Bill Gates has announced his conversion to Islam. The owner of Microsoft would be called by his Arabic name, Abu Mai'saf al-Windaaz. Bill has said that he would miss eating bacon, scrapple and prosciutto.
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A report: Tuesday, April 01, 2008. A software developer from Santa Montana, USA has become the first human to contract a computer virus, microbiologists have confirmed. Reports say that John Newman, an employee of Inforam Systems, came into contact with the virus through the use of a neural interface that his company is developing.
Captain Patch, a spokesperson for Inforam Systems, confirmed yesterday at a press conference that Newman had come down with the virus. All activities at Inforam have been suspended until further notice.
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