Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
When Chuck Norris farts, the weather changes.
Chuck Norris is the only man who has ever defeated a brick wall in a game of Badminton.
Chuck Norris has the ability to build a snowman even out of rain.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck pajamas.
The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris prefers killing.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone also.
Ronaldo can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Ronaldo even further.
A judge dropped the charges of attempt to murder on Chuck Norris, as he knew that the latter does not "attempt" murder.
The gloomiest moment for a child is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Chuck Norris is.
Some people go swimming with dolphins, Chuck Norris swims with sharks.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe. He requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
In an average living room, there are 2112 objects Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
Blood test revelation: Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-56.
Chuck Norris' cat is trained to pick up his own poop. This is because he does not take shit from anyone.
The best hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Sylvester Stallone was taken as Rocky because Chuck Norris was on vacation.
Real men wear yellow. Chuck Norris wears blood.
Ghosts exist because Chuck Norris kills people faster than Death can process them.
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