Edwin, an emo, goes to confession and confesses that he had an affair with a girl. Priest says that he could not be forgiven unless he tell name of the girl. The emo says that he has promised not to tell her name.
Father asks, was it Mary Patricia, the cleaner's daughter?"
Emo says "No, and I said I wouldn't tell."
"Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer's daughter?" "No, and I still won't tell!"
"Was it Mary Francis, the accountant's daughter?"
"No," says the boy.
"Well, son," says the priest, "I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months."
Outside the church were Edwin's friends asking him what happened. "Well," Edwin said "I got six months, but three good leads"