Fishing Jokes

Two men went to fishing. They purchase everything required for fishing - reels, rods, wading suits, rowboat, and even a cabin in the woods, spending a good amount of money.
The first day they go fishing, but don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, on the third day, and so on. Finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home, depressed... one guy turns to the other and asks, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us $2000?"
The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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Rudolph Johnson was very much serious about fishing and would not tolerate any nonsense regarding the same. One fine day, his young son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was. David said, "Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish... really big. And, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away."
"Now come on, David," his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have just laughed it off."
David started crying again and said, "But that's just what I did, mommy."
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Two friends were fishing. Soon, the supervisor of the pond came in. One of the boys threw down his rod and started running through the woods, with the supervisor hot on his heels. After about a kilometer, the guy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs, to catch his breath. The pond's supervisor finally caught up with him.
"Show me your fishing license" asked the supervisor.
With that, the guy pulled out his wallet and gave the game warden a valid fishing license.
"Well, son" said the supervisor. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"
The young guy replied, "Yes sir, but my friend back there, well, he don't have one...
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Roger Ginny was going for his morning walk. He came across the Hudson's house and saw a sign that said 'Boat For Sale'. This confused Roger, because he knew that Hudson didn't own a boat. He decided to go in and ask Hudson about it.
Roger said, "I noticed a sign in your yard that says 'Boat For Sale,' but you don't have a boat. All you have is your old John Deere tractor and combine." Hudson replied, "Yes, you are right, and they're boat for sale."
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Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and keep busy for days.
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