David Beckham was tired after playing continuously. Weary and exhausted, he started feeling that his wife Posh was having an affair with someone. In rage, he went out and bought a gun. He rushed home to confront his wife and found her in bed with none other than Michael Oven.
Devastated, Beckham took out the gun and pointed it at his own head.
"No, David don't do it." Posh cried and jumped up from her spot underneath the covers...."I'm sorry and I know we can work this out."
"You shut up and sit back Victoria." Beckham replied. "You're next."