Halloween Jokes

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend
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Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body
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Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetite!
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Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers
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Q: Where does Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A: At the casketeria.
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Q: Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A: The Vampire State Building.
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Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray
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Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo
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Q: What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
A: Ghost-Toasties
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Q: What happened to the guy who didn't pay his exorcist?
A: He was repossessed
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Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A: A BOO-logna sandwich
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Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the Dead Sea
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Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store
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Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch
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Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office
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Sylvester went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head.
"Are you a ghost?" asked his friends
"No, I'm an unmade bed!"
Another boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head.
"Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends
"No, I'm an undercover agent!"
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Cookies For Funeral
There was a very old man who was lying upstairs, dying.
Little Johnny came in and said "Hi Grandpa"
"Hi little sweetie" he said. "Say, are those Grandmas extra special cookies I smell?"
"Yes" Johnny replied.
"Do you think you can sneak downstairs and get a couple for me?"
"Sure" Johnny replied
In a few minutes, Little Johnny came back with a frown on his face.
Grandpa asked, "What's wrong?"
"Grandma wouldn't let me have any; she says they are for after the funeral."
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