Alexandra was walking along a Boulevard, involved in a prayer. He asked God for one wish. Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, God said, "Because you have had the faith to ask, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Italy, so I can drive over anytime I want to."
God was in awkward situation. God said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. All the technology needed to reach the bottom of the ocean! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Think for sometime and ask another wish."
Alexandra thought for a while and then said, "God, I have been married and divorced three times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive. Here is my wish: I would like to know how to make an Italian woman happy."
The God went in heavy thought mode, and said, "OK, son, you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"