Police Jokes

Bobby, a police officer, was sent to report on a severe bomb attack that took place in London. The place was full of dead bodies and body parts. He started making notes on the pieces. He came across a head and wrote in his notebook: "Head on bullevard". Then, he scratched out his spelling error.
Next, he wrote "Head on bouelevard." Again, he realized the spelling was incorrect and scratched it.
Now, he was irritated with spelling mistakes. He looked around and when nobody was looking at him, kicked the head and wrote "Head on gutter."
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The Delhi Police, CBI and UP Police were considered among the best police and investigative forces. In order to check the efficiency of all three, the PM asked them to find out a missing goat from a zoo.
UP Police searched for the goat with all its ability and after three months, said sorry to the PM for incapability.
CBI people were damn serious about its reputation. They checked every witness, went for forensic reports and burnt jungles and animal habitants. Finally, they reported that goat no longer existed in India.
Delhi Police reported that they have found the goat. The badly tortured Leopard was saying, "Okay! Okay! I'm a goat! I'm a goat!"
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Santa went for Delhi Police recruitment, along with his friends.
Police Officer: "OK, Santa you tell me, what is 1 and 1?"
Santa: "11"
Police Officer: "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "the next question is - which two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
Santa: "Today and tomorrow."
The police officer was really impressed with Santa's answers.
Finally he asked Santa: "Now Santa, listen carefully: Who killed Rajiv Gandhi?"
Santa thought for half a minute and said, "I don't know."
Police Officer: "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
Santa came out of the interview room. His friends asked him, "How was the interview, Santa?
Santa: "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
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A new man is brought into Prison Cell 100. The cell already has a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old man inquiringly.
The latter says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fin cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France."
The new man asked, "What happened?"
"One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!"
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