A black guy from Oklahoma got admission in Yale University. He was trying to get into the university football team.
He went to team coach, the coach asked, "Can you tackle?"
The black guy asked, "Watch this," and speeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.
The impressed coach said, "Wow! Can you run?"
The black guy said, "Of course I can run," He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.
The mesmerized coach finally asked, "Great!" "But can you pass a football?"
The black guy stopped for a while in hesitation and then said, "Well, sir! If I can swallow it, I can probably pass it as well."