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What do you call a woman in heaven?
John: An angel!
A crowd of women in heaven?
John: A host of angels!
All the women in heaven?
John: PEACE ON EARTH!
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It?s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. The most important: These 3 men should never meet each other!
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I?ve been arrested for being the ugliest person in India,
Can u come down the police station and show them that it?s all a mistake?
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Water clear, but the sky is blue.
Monkeys like u should b kept in the zoo.
Don't get angry, you will find me there too.
Not in the cage, but laughing at u.
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I really like you,
I want to talk to u,
I am dying to see u,
But, I can't get to u,
The stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!
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I want a favor from you.
Take a snap of yourself n send it to me,
I'm playing cards and I'm missing the joker!!
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Lolita called up Boris: Come on over, there?s nobody home.
Boris reached Lolita's home, No body was home.
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At this moment in time 7 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking wine.
Another 100 million people are sleeping
And?1 fool is reading this text!
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At this moment in time 7 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking wine.
Another 100 million people are sleeping
And?1 fool is reading this text!
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You don't know how precious you are to me.
When you cry, I cry
When you laugh, I laugh
When you jump out of the window?
I look down & I'm still laughing.
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