White People Jokes

White people are tactful and try not to hurt anyone. One white boss fired his secretary and said to her: "Dear Sarah, I really don't know how we're going to get along without you, but starting Monday, we're going to try? we really will try hard to not to miss your appearance."
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When Titanic was about to sink, three people - an American, a Brit and a French were talking on board. Soon, the captain came and asked them to tight their lifebelts and jump into live-boats. The Brit yelled "Women and children first". The American said "Screw the women and children" and the French answered "Huh, do we have enough time left to do that?"
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Q: What does a white guy use to soothe a sore throat?
A: Medical insurance
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A black man (Ron) and a white man (Chris) bought a rock house next to each other. After a week, Chris painted his house pink, to make it look different from Ron?s. Ron did the same. The next day, Chris, made a fence around it and painted it white. Rom copied him again.
After a year, Chris got a bit pissed off and decided to sell the house. So, he made one of those boards saying "FOR SALE ? 1.000.000 $?. The following day Ron made the same board but his price was 2.000.000 $.
Chris was now really upset and decided to ask his neighbor: "Say, Rod, why is your trashy house more expensive than mine?"
Roan: ?Coz you have a black neighbor, mine?s white.?
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Q: What is the difference between a white man and a snake?
A: One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, while the other is a snake.
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Q: Why do so many white people get lost while skiing?
A: Coz, it's hard to find them in the snow
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Q: What do you call 500,000 white guys who jump out of a plane?
A: Snowfall
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