Women Jokes

There was this beggar at Lincoln Road. He saw a well-dressed woman who was shopping. He reached to her, and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days." The women amusingly said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
Martha, a radical feminist, got into the bus and seeing her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat," and pushes him back on the seat. A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted again and refuses to let him up. Finally, the man retorts, "Look lady, you've got to let me get up. I'm two miles past my stop already."
A suggestion for women: If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, you are aiming just a bit too high.
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? Ans: A widow.
After the fall of Taliban regime, in his second tour to Afghanistan, a journalist saw wives who earlier used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front. The journalist was happy with the fall of orthodoxy and installation of progressive authority. However, he could not stop his curiosity and asked a couple whose wife going ten paces front, "Is this a sign of growing equality." The man replied, "No", Land-mines."
When Martha boarded a bus, the driver saw the kid in her arms and quelled, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" Martha was really angry. She went to back seats, sat there and told a guy sitting behind her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man said, "You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead; I'll hold your monkey for you."
A factory in New Castle in USA was known to hire married men only. A feminist organization was against this differential treatment, so it sent its representative to the firm. The representative asked the manager, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous ... or what?" "Not at all, Miss Roma," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."