Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so stupid ?
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday, Wednesday and sometimes, Friday.
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Yo mama so fat?
Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light, she had to move!
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Yo mama so ugly...
She weeps wet, salty tears every time she glimpses herself in the mirror, thinking to herself, "No one will ever love me."
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Yo mama so stupid...
That after years of blisters and headaches, working as a waitress to pay for the college education her parents couldn't provide her; she got rejected from the only college she could afford.
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Yo mama so old...
She spends her nights awake, sweating with fear, wondering what the afterlife holds.
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Yo mama so ugly?
Yo mama so ugly, the inchworm geometridae saw her and he turned into the half-inchworm geometridae!
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Yo mama so stupid?
Yo mama so stupid, when the Monarch said "Why does the cocoon stink?" she said "Wait, you said to fill it with PUPAE?"
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Yo mama so fat?
Your Momma's so fat, when she blinks, her eyelids clap!
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Yo mama ugly?
Yo mama so ugly, when she emerged from the chrysalis, the Monarch said "put that back in, and turn the cocoon off of NASTY SKANK mode!"
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Yo mama so fat?
Yo mama so fat when she sits down we have to add another country to the map
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Yo mama ugly?
Yo Mama so ugly when she was a baby they stuck her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot.
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Yo mama so fat?
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongous, and "Oh
My God She Is Coming Toward Us!!"
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Yo mama so stupid?
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.
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Yo mama so old...
Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died.
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