 One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. - George Carlin |
 We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately. - Benjamin Franklin |
 You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence J. Peter |
 My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved. - Sidonie Gabrielle Colette |
 Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have the nonsense respected. - Charles Lamb |
 A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage -- but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends. - Samuel Butler |
 Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does. - Jane Austen |
 An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. - Jim Hayes |
 A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. - Arthur Brisbane |
 There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. - Benjamin Franklin |
 Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Author Unknown |
 A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer |
 Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families. - Author Unknown |
 Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one. - C.S. Lewis |
 I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends - they're the ones that keep me walking the floor nights! - Warren G. Harding |
 Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain |
 Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police. - Author Unknown |
 Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses. - Edwin Arlington Robinson |
 I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh. If you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again. - Author Unknown |
 That is what friendship means. Sharing the prejudice of experience. - Charles Bukowski |
 We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends. - P.D. James |
 The best time to make friends is before you need them. - Ether Barrymore |