Funny Friendship Quotes

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
- George Carlin
We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.
- Benjamin Franklin
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
- Laurence J. Peter
My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.
- Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have the nonsense respected.
- Charles Lamb
A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage -- but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.
- Samuel Butler
Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.
- Jane Austen
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
- Jim Hayes
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
- Arthur Brisbane
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
- Benjamin Franklin
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
- Author Unknown
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer
Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families.
- Author Unknown
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
- C.S. Lewis
I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends - they're the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!
- Warren G. Harding
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
- Mark Twain
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
- Author Unknown
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses.
- Edwin Arlington Robinson
I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh. If you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again.
- Author Unknown
That is what friendship means. Sharing the prejudice of experience.
- Charles Bukowski
We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
- P.D. James
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
- Ether Barrymore

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