Funny Love Quotes

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
- Joan Crawford
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein
A proof that experience is of no use, is that the end of one love does not prevent us from beginning another.
- Paul Bourget
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
- Melanie Clark
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
- Henry Louis Mencken
Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it.
- Anthony Trollope
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde
Between lovers, a little confession is a dangerous thing.
- Helen Rowland
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
- Fulton J. Sheen
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
- Honore De Balzac
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
- Mort Sahl
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
- Henny Youngman
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
- Author Unknown
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
- Brendan Francis
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
- Author Unknown
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!
- Author Unknown
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- David Bissonette
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
- Ambrose Bierce
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
- H. L. Mencken
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
- Woody Allen
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
- H.L. Mencken
Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else.
- George Bernard Shaw
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
- George Bernard Shaw
Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.
- Anthony Trollope
Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.
- William Caxton

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