There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
- Duck Soup
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
- What about Bob
Barf: I'm a mawg: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
- Dumb and Dumber
Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.
- Citizen Kane
Tomorrow is the big day, so get your rest. No late parties, drinking tequila and trying to get lucky.
- School of Rock
I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.
Good morning! And in case I don't see you: good afternoon, good evening and good night.
- The Trueman Show
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
Albert: I was adorable once. Young and full of hope. Now, look at me. I'm a short, fat, insecure, middle aged thing!
Armand: I made you short?
- The Birdcage
The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
- Love and Death
I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat!
- Blades of Glory
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people!
- The Man with Two Brains
It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.
- My Best Friend's Wedding
I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.
- Monty Python's Flying Circus
Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America?
John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.
- A Hard Day's Night
Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Pugsley: We're not shy!
Wednesday: We're contagious.
- The Addams Family
Forrest Gump: (referring to Apple Computers) 'He got me invested in some kinda fruit company.'
- Forrest Gump