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It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. - Author Unknown You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine. - Tommy Cooper If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. - Bertolt Brecht A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny. - Buster Keaton I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield Fashions have done more harm than revolutions. - Victor Hugo I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles M. Schulz Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. - Benny Hill I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. - Joan Rivers I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. - Groucho Marx Quotes Baby Quotes Best Quotes Best Friend Quotes Bible Quotes Birthday Quotes Break Up Quotes Broken Heart Quotes Christian Quotes Christmas Quotes Cool Quotes Cute Quotes Cute Love Quotes Death Quotes Easter Quotes Family Quotes Famous Quotes Farewell Quotes Friend Quotes Friendship Quotes Funny Quotes Funny Friendship Quotes Funny Love Quotes Funny Movie Quotes Girl Quotes Good Quotes Graduation Quotes Grandmother Quotes Great Quotes Humorous Quotes I Love You Quotes Inspirational Quotes Leadership Quotes Life Quotes Love Quotes Meaningful Quotes Men Quotes Miss You Quotes Money Quotes Motivational Quotes Movie Quotes New Year Quotes Relationship Quotes Religious Quotes Retirement Quotes Romantic Quotes Sad Quotes Sad Love Quotes Senior Quotes Sexy Quotes Shakespeare Quotes Short Quotes Short Love Quotes Sister Quotes Soccer Quotes Sports Quotes Sweet Quotes Teen Quotes Teen Love Quotes Thank You Quotes Wedding Quotes
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