Sexy Quotes

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
- Oscar Wilde
Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
- William Shakespeare
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
- Marilyn Monroe
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
- Sophia Loren
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
- Billy Crystal
Nothing makes me happier than dancing. It transforms me. It's the only time I let out what is inside and I feel completely sensual and sexy and alive. I'm obsessed with it.
- Sandra Bullock
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
- Steve Martin
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.
- Lynn Lavner
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
- George Burns
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
- S. J. Perelman
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
- Sharon Stone
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
- Mae West
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
- Rodney Dangerfield
It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
- Tallulah Bankhead
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
- Author Unknown
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
- Author Unknown
If you're going to be sexy in a photo, you'd better be thinking about sex rather than about being sexy.
- Peta Wilson
When somebody gives you a sexy look, you know they're trying. It's terrible! But when you smile, it's so much sexier!
- Joseph Addison
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
- Aimee Mullins
Any piece of clothing can be sexy, with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
- Author Unknown
But seduction isn?t making someone do what they don?t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.
- Waiter Rant

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