 A recent study has proved that
Fools use their thumb while reading SMS.
Now it’s too late,
Don’t try to change your finger!
Try to catch some other fool!   |
U r very important to me,
Its impossible 4 me to live without U even 4 a second!
U r my life & I can feel U everywhere
Don't mind! I am talking about oxygen. |
U R the one who is Handsome
U R the one who is Intelligent
U R the one who is Smart
And I am the One who is spreading these Rumours. |
Someone…
Misses U…
Needs U…
Worries about U
Is lonely without U
Guess Who?
A Monkey in the zoo... |
You are really a CUTE person!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere |
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas ab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hai...
Aur kyo na ho...
Khayi Bhi to Hari Mirchi hai! |
Yeh sulagata jism,
Yeh kamp kampate honth,
Yeh thartharata hua badan,
Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,
Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe
Malaria hai. |
Today, tomorrow and forever
There will be one heart
That would always beat for you.
You know whose???
Your Own Stupid!!! |
Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip…
Take out your...
Book from your bag and study… |
If people say u r fool, be patient.
If they say u r monkey, relax.
If they say u r stupid, be cool
But if they say u r smart,
Thapad maar sale ko. |
U will be a Rose for all Trees
U will be a Smile for all Faces
U will be Water Falls for all Hills
&
U will be a Brother
For all Cute Girls! |
When ur life is in darkness
Pray to God ask him to free u from darkness
And if u r still in darkness
Then please pay ur Electricity Bill |
Always keep your lover's photo in your purse.
Whenever you are in big trouble, see the photo.
You will feel that the problem you r facing is trivial... |
Since I have met u,
I have realized that a friend like you
Is worth million dollars...
So, if u don’t mind......
May I sell you? |
When u feel lonely n alone &
Can’t see anyone around u,
The world seems to be fading away,
Come along with me.
I'll take u to an Eye Specialist. |
If ever in your life
U r very sad n feel that
U have lost everything,
I’ll come, hold ur hand,
Take u for walk on a bridge and
Show u where to jump. |
This dog, is dog, a dog,
good dog, way dog, to dog,
keep dog, a dog, idiot dog,
busy dog, for dog, 20 dogs, seconds dog!
Now read it without the word dog. |
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
For me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"Heart Attack" |
When u feel sad,
Go to mirror and say,
"Damn, I am so cute".
U will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell. |
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
It’s on 1st day of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st April is April fool, and u r the 1st person I have fooled. |
If you are in tension,
And nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to Increase your tensions. |
Adult SMS