April Fool SMS

A recent study has proved that
Fools use their thumb while reading SMS.
Now it’s too late,
Don’t try to change your finger!
Try to catch some other fool!
U r very important to me,
Its impossible 4 me to live without U even 4 a second!
U r my life & I can feel U everywhere
Don't mind! I am talking about oxygen.
U R the one who is Handsome
U R the one who is Intelligent
U R the one who is Smart
And I am the One who is spreading these Rumours.
Misses U…
Needs U…
Worries about U
Is lonely without U
Guess Who?
A Monkey in the zoo...
You are really a CUTE person!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas ab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hai...
Aur kyo na ho...
Khayi Bhi to Hari Mirchi hai!
Yeh sulagata jism,
Yeh kamp kampate honth,
Yeh thartharata hua badan,
Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,
Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe
Malaria hai.
Today, tomorrow and forever
There will be one heart
That would always beat for you.
You know whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip…
Take out your...
Book from your bag and study…
If people say u r fool, be patient.
If they say u r monkey, relax.
If they say u r stupid, be cool
But if they say u r smart,
Thapad maar sale ko.
U will be a Rose for all Trees
U will be a Smile for all Faces
U will be Water Falls for all Hills
U will be a Brother
For all Cute Girls!
When ur life is in darkness
Pray to God ask him to free u from darkness
And if u r still in darkness
Then please pay ur Electricity Bill 
Always keep your lover's photo in your purse.
Whenever you are in big trouble, see the photo.
You will feel that the problem you r facing is trivial... 
Since I have met u,
I have realized that a friend like you
Is worth million dollars...
So, if u don’t mind......
May I sell you? 
When u feel lonely n alone &
Can’t see anyone around u,
The world seems to be fading away,
Come along with me.
I'll take u to an Eye Specialist.
If ever in your life
U r very sad n feel that
U have lost everything,
I’ll come, hold ur hand,
Take u for walk on a bridge and
Show u where to jump.
This dog, is dog, a dog,
good dog, way dog, to dog,
keep dog, a dog, idiot dog,
busy dog, for dog, 20 dogs, seconds dog!
Now read it without the word dog.
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
For me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,

"Heart Attack"
When u feel sad,
Go to mirror and say,
"Damn, I am so cute".
U will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell. 
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
It’s on 1st day of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st April is April fool, and u r the 1st person I have fooled.
If you are in tension,
And nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to Increase your tensions.

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