Funny SMS

A boy to girlfriend
If I was an artist
U would b my picture
If I was a poet
U would b my inspiration
If I was an author
U would b my story
But I'm only a cartoonist
Telling a Lie is:
A mistake for a child,
An art for a lover,
An accomplishment for a bachelor, and
A matter of survival for a married man.
Boy: I am not rich like Andy;
I don't even have a big car like Andy.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Andy.
Tom: Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Sandy: Because, women don't have a wife.
How do you identify a true music lover?
A man, when hears a woman singing in the bathroom,
puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
Moni: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kya kaha mummy nay?
Moni: Agar woh kamini na de, to Renu aunty se lay aana.
It’s wrong that Alcohol makes u fat... It doesn't!
It actually makes u lean...
Against bars, poles, walls, friends & strangers!
Cheers!
Postman: I have to come 7 miles to deliver this packet to you.
Santa: Why did u come so far? U could have posted it instead.
Commerce professor to a student:
What is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
Can we romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting.
Reply me soon!
Yours lovingly -
"Mosquito"
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Beauty is not how you look,
It is not how handsome u r,
It is not your figure too...
Beauty is the inner self,
So change your underwear daily.
An engineering student to his peon brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
and I can sit in society. What do you have?
Peon: I have the job.
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.
What's the difference between wife and neighbour’s wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.
Getting married is very much like
Going to a restaurant with friends
You order what you want, but
When you see what the other has
You wish you had ordered that.
How would you justify having two girlfriends at a time?
Monopoly is always damaging & competition improves service!
Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush your Teeth.

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