Funny SMS
A boy to girlfriend If I was an artist U would b my picture If I was a poet U would b my inspiration If I was an author U would b my story But I'm only a cartoonist Telling a Lie is: A mistake for a child, An art for a lover, An accomplishment for a bachelor, and A matter of survival for a married man. Boy: I am not rich like Andy; I don't even have a big car like Andy. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Andy. Tom: Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life? Sandy: Because, women don't have a wife. How do you identify a true music lover? A man, when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye! Moni: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai. Aunty: Aacha aur kya kaha mummy nay? Moni: Agar woh kamini na de, to Renu aunty se lay aana. It’s wrong that Alcohol makes u fat... It doesn't! It actually makes u lean... Against bars, poles, walls, friends & strangers! Cheers! Postman: I have to come 7 miles to deliver this packet to you. Santa: Why did u come so far? U could have posted it instead. Commerce professor to a student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law". Can we romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting. Reply me soon! Yours lovingly - "Mosquito" Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. Beauty is not how you look, It is not how handsome u r, It is not your figure too... Beauty is the inner self, So change your underwear daily. An engineering student to his peon brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, and I can sit in society. What do you have? Peon: I have the job. Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything. What's the difference between wife and neighbour’s wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately. Getting married is very much like Going to a restaurant with friends You order what you want, but When you see what the other has You wish you had ordered that. How would you justify having two girlfriends at a time? Monopoly is always damaging & competition improves service! Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush your Teeth. SMS Adult SMS Anniversary SMS April Fool SMS Best Wishes SMS Birthday SMS Break Up SMS Christmas SMS Cool SMS Cute SMS Diwali SMS Easter SMS Eid SMS Exam SMS Father's Day SMS Flirt SMS Friendship SMS Funny SMS Get Well Soon SMS Good Luck SMS Good Morning SMS Good Night SMS Goodbye SMS Greetings SMS Hindi SMS Holi SMS Husband SMS Independence Day SMS Inspirational SMS Insult SMS Jokes SMS Kiss SMS Love SMS Marriage SMS Missing You SMS Mother's Day SMS Motivational SMS Naughty SMS New Year SMS Poetry SMS Punjabi SMS Quotes SMS Rakhi SMS Ramadan SMS Romantic SMS Santa Banta SMS Shayari SMS Short SMS Smile SMS Sorry SMS Thanksgiving SMS Urdu SMS Valentine's Day SMS Wife SMS Wise SMS
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