Hindi SMS

Namaskaar!
Zinda ho to SMS bhejo,
Aasmaan me chale gaye ho to barish bhejo,
Swarg me ho to Apsraa bhejo,
Aur agar Narak me ho to... to… to…
Remain there and Njoy!
Dosti Ka Haq Hum Ada Yun Karte Hain
Tere Naam Pe Jaan Bhi Fida Karte Hain
Tujhko Phool Bhi Zakhm Na Dene Paaye
Khuda Se Har Dam Yehi Duaa Karte Hai
Aasmaan Ko Neend Aaye To Sulaaye Kahan
Dharti Ko Maut Aaye To Dafnaaye Kahan
Saagar Mein Lehar Aaye To Chupaye Kahan
Hume Aapki Yaad Aaye To Jaaye Kahan!
Maine apko phone kiya to network bola,
Namskar, murkho ki duniya me swagat hai,
Aap jis murkh se is vaqt bat karna chahte hai

Uska DIMAG out of coverage hai.
Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,
Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge.
Ek do sms karte rahna,
Warna raat ko na soyenge, na tumhe sone denge....
Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai…
Muskura ke gum bhulana zindagi hai…
Mil kar khush hue to kya hue…
Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai…
Zindagi Mein Kuch Sapne Saja Lena,
Waqt Mile To Armaan Bhi Jaga Lena,
Aapki Rah Se Har Dard Chura Leinge Hum,
Jab Chaaho Aazma Kar Dekh lena.
Dosti naam hai sukh dukh ki kahani ka
Dosti raaz hai sada muskurane ka
Ye koi pal bhar ki pehchaan nahi
Ye wada hai umar bhar saath nibhane ka
Kya meri nak tedi hai.
Ankhen mendki jesi hai.
Surat se besharm lagta hoon,
Pagal hoon, akal nahi mujhe
Phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha ki meri surat tumse milti hai
Yahi to dosti ka nata hai
Jo bina kisi shart ke nibhaya jata hai,
Duriyan darmiya ho to parwah nahi
Dosti ko to har pal dil mein basaya jata hai.
Hansi Ne Labon Pe Aana Chodh Diya,
Khwabon Mein Kisi Ne Milna Chodh Diya,
Nahi Aati Ab Toh Hichki Bhi Humko,
Lagta Hai Aane Yaad Karna Bhi Chodh Diya.
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan hu, bhagwan na ban jaun
Isliye roz apko SMS karkna ka paap karta hoon.
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
Waqt-bewaqt aaye hue fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo river ho tum
Ab to meri zindagi mein forever ho tum…
Neend apni bhulakar sulaya hamko,
Aanshu apne gira kar hasaya hamko,
Dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasweer ko…
Zamana kehta hai MAA-BAAP jinko…
Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Kanjus, kitne paise bachaoge!
Aaj didar, kal yaar,
parso pyar, phir ekrar,
aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar,
saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein
Ek aur devdas at beer bar
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
Aur kuch dheemi barsaat ka hai,
Humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
Hum par asar to apse mulakat ka hai
Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra.
Pathan se dosti, Demaag ko khatra.
Daru say dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Humse dosti, anytime SMS ka khatra!!
Har Subhah Teri Muskarati Rahe,
Har Sham Teri Gungunati Rahe,
DOST Tu Jise se bhi Mile,
Usko Har Pal Teri Yaad Aati Rahe

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