 Last night a monster came in to my dream.
He said - I want to disturb some good person.
I suggested him your name.
He said - I cannot disturb my boss.   |
Day Time, Night Time
Work Time, Off Time
Happy Time, Sad Time
Good Time, Bad Time
Any Time…
Why you look like a Monkey? |
U r a nice person...
But...
U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1. Pray to God so that u can live....
2. Take a bath so that others can live.... |
Rose, Lotus, Tulip
Sunflower, Jasmine, Lilly
All flowers r sweet
But they have no comparison with u,
Kyun ki…
Gobhi ke phool ki baat hi alag hai. |
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
The choice is yours…….. |
I saw U in park today.
U were looking so fine,
Ur face so divine,
Ur walk so perfect.
My heart started singing a Sweet Song:
Who let the Dogs out! |
R u mad?
Why r u reading me?
There is nothing to read in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now. |
Congrats, U have been awarded
An M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it to all M.B.A’s. |
Rose is Lal
Sky is Nila,
Ur brain is like Khali Patila.
Bura maan liya?
O.K
Rose is red
Sky is blue,
I born smart
What d hell happened to u?
Thora sa or bura maan lo! |
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic cover?
No…???
Quickly see your driving license. |
From Mon to Sun,
From Jan to Dec,
From birth till my death,
My feelings for u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache! |
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever I miss u ….
I just want to see u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because ……
I love Cartoons! |
Taste this SMS
Did u feel the taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad!! |
Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
You are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world… |
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know who you are,
And once you know who you are,
Mental hospital is not so far. |
Kamaal tere nakhrey,
Kamaal tera style hai,
Baat karne ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mein mobile hai? |
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo...
One was caught watching TV...
Another playing football and
The third one will be caught…
Reading this sms |
Today is an international day
For the mentally disabled.
Please send an encouraging
SMS to a mentally disabled friend,
As I have done……… |
Mosam shabab ka
Nasha sharab ka
Parda janab ka
Aur rang gulab ka
In main sabse haseen to dekho
SMS parhne wala “Mendak talab ka” |
How to keep a fool entertained
*press down*
......???..???..
...... ?.........????
How to keep a fool entertained
*press up* |
Adult SMS