 To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up.   |
There's a way of transferring funds
That is even faster than net banking.
It's called marriage. |
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gum,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti. |
An unmarried man to his married friend
How much does it cost to get married?
“No idea,” replied the Friend,
“I’m still paying for it…” |
The theory used to be you marry older men
Because they are more mature.
The new theory is that men never mature.
So you might as well marry a younger one. |
It’s funny when people discuss about
Love marriage vs Arranged marriage.
It’s like asking someone,
If suicide is better or being murdered. |
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself
Would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. |
When a man holds a woman’s hand
Before marriage, it is love;
After marriage, it is self-defense. |
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan
After Marriage he’s like Hutch…
Wherever You Go Our Network Follows. |
One day a man inserted an ad in the local classifieds: Wife wanted.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: You can have mine. |
First marriage is the
Triumph of imagination over intelligence
Second marriage is the
Triumph of hope over experience |
What is the difference between married and dead?
Dead people are free, but the married ones are not. |
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant.
You order what you want
But, when you see what the other person has,
You wish you had ordered that. |
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished. |
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. |
Marriage is a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady
and around the hands and feet of the man. |
Besides lots of problems, marriage confers one very special privilege –
Only a married person can get divorced. |
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
They just can't face each other, but still they stay together. |
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Love is one long sweet dream,
And marriage is the alarm clock. |
The husband who wants a happy marriage
should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. |
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two fighters shaking hands before the fight begins! |
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