To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up.
There's a way of transferring funds
That is even faster than net banking.
It's called marriage.
Boy friend is fun,
Husband is gum,
Boy friend is light of moon,
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
Husband is qismat phooti.
An unmarried man to his married friend
How much does it cost to get married?
“No idea,” replied the Friend,
“I’m still paying for it…”
The theory used to be you marry older men
Because they are more mature.
The new theory is that men never mature.
So you might as well marry a younger one.
It’s funny when people discuss about
Love marriage vs Arranged marriage.
It’s like asking someone,
If suicide is better or being murdered.
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself
Would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
When a man holds a woman’s hand
Before marriage, it is love;
After marriage, it is self-defense.
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan
After Marriage he’s like Hutch…
Wherever You Go Our Network Follows.
One day a man inserted an ad in the local classifieds: Wife wanted.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: You can have mine.
First marriage is the
Triumph of imagination over intelligence
Second marriage is the
Triumph of hope over experience
What is the difference between married and dead?
Dead people are free, but the married ones are not.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant.
You order what you want
But, when you see what the other person has,
You wish you had ordered that.
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Marriage is a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady
and around the hands and feet of the man.
Besides lots of problems, marriage confers one very special privilege –
Only a married person can get divorced.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Love is one long sweet dream,
And marriage is the alarm clock.
The husband who wants a happy marriage
should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two fighters shaking hands before the fight begins!