Short SMS

The secret of happiness is not
doing what one likes, but
liking what one has to do.
Always forgive your enemies;
nothing else annoys them so much.
Teacher: Nissar tum kaise paida hue?
Nissar: Jawani janeman ??.
Hasin dilruba?..Mile do dil jawaan??
Nissar ho gaya!
The future belongs to those
who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
Brains aren?t everything.
In fact, in your case, they?re nothing.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Prospective father-in-law - Do you drink?
Prospective son-in-law - First tell me, whether it is a question or an invitation.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
You never fail until you stop trying.
If you can?t explain it simply,
you don?t understand it well enough
Not doing more than average is what keeps the average down.
Is that love I see in your eyes,
Or merely a reflection of mine?
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
One to get in and another to get out.
Science without Religion is Lame,
Religion without Science is Blind.
What is a free gift?
Aren't all gifts free?
Plan your work and work your plan.
Good days come often,
Bad days do too,
But the best days only come
when I?m with you.
Algebra: A weapon of math destruction.
A man can?t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
If nothing lasts forever,
will you be my nothing?
Death is not the greatest loss in life,
The greatest loss is
What dies in you when you are alive.

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