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The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. Always forgive your enemies; nothing else annoys them so much. Teacher: Nissar tum kaise paida hue? Nissar: Jawani janeman ??. Hasin dilruba?..Mile do dil jawaan?? Nissar ho gaya! The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Brains aren?t everything. In fact, in your case, they?re nothing. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. Prospective father-in-law - Do you drink? Prospective son-in-law - First tell me, whether it is a question or an invitation. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. You never fail until you stop trying. If you can?t explain it simply, you don?t understand it well enough Not doing more than average is what keeps the average down. Is that love I see in your eyes, Or merely a reflection of mine? I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: One to get in and another to get out. Science without Religion is Lame, Religion without Science is Blind. What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? Plan your work and work your plan. Good days come often, Bad days do too, But the best days only come when I?m with you. Algebra: A weapon of math destruction. A man can?t be too careful in the choice of his enemies. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? Death is not the greatest loss in life, The greatest loss is What dies in you when you are alive. SMS Adult SMS Anniversary SMS April Fool SMS Best Wishes SMS Birthday SMS Break Up SMS Christmas SMS Cool SMS Cute SMS Diwali SMS Easter SMS Eid SMS Exam SMS Father's Day SMS Flirt SMS Friendship SMS Funny SMS Get Well Soon SMS Good Luck SMS Good Morning SMS Good Night SMS Goodbye SMS Greetings SMS Hindi SMS Holi SMS Husband SMS Independence Day SMS Inspirational SMS Insult SMS Jokes SMS Kiss SMS Love SMS Marriage SMS Missing You SMS Mother's Day SMS Motivational SMS Naughty SMS New Year SMS Poetry SMS Punjabi SMS Quotes SMS Rakhi SMS Ramadan SMS Romantic SMS Santa Banta SMS Shayari SMS Short SMS Smile SMS Sorry SMS Thanksgiving SMS Urdu SMS Valentine's Day SMS Wife SMS Wise SMS
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