 Never think of the past, it brings tears...
If you think of the future, it brings fears...
So, live life in the present and drink chilled beers!   |
Bikhari: 50 paise de do. Maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai. |
Husband: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr. |
God created the earth,
God created the woods,
God created you too,
But then, even God makes mistakes sometimes! |
Phonebook Dilemma
Why r there no phone books in China?
Coz there r so many Wing's and Wong's,
They r afraid u will Wing the Wong number. |
If u read this, I'm Smart.
If u save this, you agree that I'm Smart.
If u fwd this, u r spreading that I'm Smart &
If u delete this, u r jealous coz I'm Smart |
Sardar bulb par apne baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap: Kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar: Aap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon. |
Man: What is million years to u?
God: Only a second.
Man: What are billion of dollars to u?
God: Only a coin.
Man: Give me a coin.
God: Wait a second... |
What do you call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
Peace on Earth! |
A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years,
But a Girl can make him Stupid in 2 minutes. |
Days are too busy,
Hours are too fast
Seconds are too few
But there's always Time for me?
To disturb you |
When u get this SMS, send it to
One person u love,
One u hate,
One u always think of &
One u wish to kill.
Now keep guessing why I send it to u!! |
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear. |
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So, I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: For u and ur parents. |
Hello! I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now.....
Sorry! I have to leave; I can't find a brain? |
Ravan had 20 eyes, but he sighted only one woman ?
You have only 2 eyes, but you sight every woman?
Now who is Ravan? |
Scientists all over the world r wondering
how long a human being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them ur age... |
Signpost outside our collage-
"Drive Carefully!
Don?t kill the Students,
Wait for the Lecturers!? |
If u don?t like any of my SMS
Or don?t like to read
Or if my messages disturb u,
Then please don?t hesitate, feel free?
To Throw Ur Mobile!!! |
Adult SMS