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Never think of the past, it brings tears...
If you think of the future, it brings fears...
So, live life in the present and drink chilled beers!
Bikhari: 50 paise de do. Maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.
Husband: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
God created the earth,
God created the woods,
God created you too,
But then, even God makes mistakes sometimes!
Phonebook Dilemma
Why r there no phone books in China?
Coz there r so many Wing's and Wong's,
They r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.
If u read this, I'm Smart.
If u save this, you agree that I'm Smart.
If u fwd this, u r spreading that I'm Smart &
If u delete this, u r jealous coz I'm Smart
Sardar bulb par apne baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap: Kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar: Aap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Man: What is million years to u?
God: Only a second.
Man: What are billion of dollars to u?
God: Only a coin.
Man: Give me a coin.
God: Wait a second...
What do you call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
Peace on Earth!
A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years,
But a Girl can make him Stupid in 2 minutes.
Days are too busy,
Hours are too fast
Seconds are too few
But there's always Time for me?
To disturb you
When u get this SMS, send it to
One person u love,
One u hate,
One u always think of &
One u wish to kill.
Now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So, I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: For u and ur parents.
Hello! I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now.....
Sorry! I have to leave; I can't find a brain?
Ravan had 20 eyes, but he sighted only one woman ?
You have only 2 eyes, but you sight every woman?
Now who is Ravan?
Scientists all over the world r wondering
how long a human being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them ur age...
Signpost outside our collage-
"Drive Carefully!
Don?t kill the Students,
Wait for the Lecturers!?
If u don?t like any of my SMS
Or don?t like to read
Or if my messages disturb u,
Then please don?t hesitate, feel free?
To Throw Ur Mobile!!!

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